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'We do three types
of jobs: Good, Fast and Cheap. You may choose any two:
If it is good and
cheap it will not be fast.
If it is good and
fast it will be cheap.
If it's fast and
cheap it will not be good.'
If you are grouchy irritable
or just plain mean. There will be a £10,00 for
putting up with you.
If
you are grouchy irritable or just plain mean. There
will be a £10,00 for putting up with you.
Engineer
rates
Regular £32.50 per hour
If you wait £32.50 per hour
If you help £38 per hour
If you worked on it yourself £45 per hour
If you laugh £50 per hour.
'We are always glad to receive
any enquiries or suggestions and are happy to help with
any water related questions. Please do not hesitate
to contact us, whatever the problem - Dwight Wood MD' |